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A satirical look at candidates’ stances

At least voters know where this letter-writer stands on Oak Bay issues

Please vote for me. I have lived here for nine years but have no political experience. I do not support a deer cull, nor do I favour the legalization of secondary suites. I am not afraid of smart meters. I do not support the new Oak Bay Lodge and it upsets me that residents have to form grassroots organizations to oppose it. I think many Oak Bay crosswalks are dangerous. Cars park too close to them and obscure the view of pedestrians – I should be able to fix that. Getting re-elected is not my goal.

Vote for me because you know where I stand. That’s more than you can say for almost anyone else on the ballot.

John Taylor

Oak Bay